This frustrated me to hell and back while working on it but it turned out pretty okay.
STANLEY THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Done for the Ask Heather blog on Tumblr.
Heather Mason, Stanley Coleman, and the Heather figurine discussed in the comic are all (c) Konami.
And for those who think I'm kidding, no, there is literally a note from Stanley on the box. Look it up. I am horrified.